One man and his girls: December 2013

Friday, December 6, 2013

Today Sucked and this is my Final Entry on this Blog

Although I should not be surprised by this, what the head knows and what the heart wants are usually two different things, I received divorce papers today in the mail.

So ends the blog, I love my girls and always will......

House Rules

1. This is not a democracy
2. If a vote is required, all females will vote the same
3. If mommy isnt happy, nobody is happy.
4. Drama is a reality that should not be meddled with by men!
5. Dad shouldn't know what we paid for the dress or anything else for that matter!!
6. The girls will become women. Buy a gun and clean it when the boys come over.
7. The wife will not forget anything!
8. Fear not the left, but duck all rights from Momma!!!
9. Dont get female animals!! They are too cute and their vote is counted with the rest of the women by default.
10. The wife is allowed two or three or four cars for every one that I am allowed so pick wisely.
11. The slower the meat is cooked, the better the flavor AND the longer I avoid the girls!